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Martian_spore · Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject: The Gold Doubloon

The aim of the game

The rules

I keep the Gold Doubloon in my breast pocket...

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Nuke99 · New poster Joined: 20 Mar 2009 Posts: 3

i set up catapult to go off as you cross a trip wire and hide.
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Martian_spore · Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:42 am Post subject:

Sending me and the gold doubloon(that is still in my breast pocket) off into a nearby forest. The forest's heavily vined canopy softens my fall, although now I am tangled and trying to get free...

Kr8os · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:15 pm Post subject:

Slits nuke's throat and takes his catapult, then launches self into the forest after martian.
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"More like ten shitloads."

Reptave · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:52 am Post subject:

I send my Ninja Kitties out to retrieve said Doubloon and slash up Kr8os something awful in the meantime.

Martian_spore · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject:

The forest has been harsh for all the time I have dwelled in its unforgiving belly. It has hardened my skills, and honed my senses. Nevertheless, the felis catus fastaslightningus, or cat ninja, was indeed a challenge. But with a few Rocket Accelerated Mortar Bearing Orange Arrows, also known as Ramboa constrictors, I assured my rightful place as the victor of this battle. Little did I know, Kr8os and others where headed in my direction...

Kr8os · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:58 am Post subject:

I limp away from the discarded ninja kitty bodies, blood pouring from my leg.

"Hey, assholes! Why don't we work together?" I scream to the heavens.
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"Heard there's a shitload of locust there sergeant!"
"More like ten shitloads."

Reptave · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:17 am Post subject:

Never!

I send my Stealth Kitties to retrieve the doubloon without alerting or killing anyone.

10 hours later, with my doubloon in hand, I depart for the nearest Swiss Bank.

Martian_spore · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:26 pm Post subject:

But with my rat burglars, they easily steal the doubloon from the Swiss bank. I take my doubloon and sink back into the rat labyrinth, home of ten thousand rats..

Kr8os · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:27 pm Post subject:

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Kr8os · Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:42 am Post subject:

I quickly finish laying a fireball trap outside the cave, then dance off hoping to escape with the precious doubloon.
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"Heard there's a shitload of locust there sergeant!"
"More like ten shitloads."

Martian_spore · Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:20 am Post subject:

Not realizing I was escaping through the back tunnels, I escape via batmobile in search of Kr8os.

Kr8os · Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:11 am Post subject:

I hear the approaching batmobile and quickly whip out my invisible underwear.
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"Heard there's a shitload of locust there sergeant!"
"More like ten shitloads."

Martian_spore · Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:06 am Post subject:

...which I accidentally harpoon while trying to kill Kr8os. Kr8os holds on to the elastic rubber band, and is now flying behind me, the harpooned undies his only lifeline...

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